10 Things Shorter Than Microwave Minutes

Is it just me or does it feel like microwave minutes aren’t the same as real-time minutes?

Here are some things that seem shorter than a microwave minute:

  1. The Star Wars Trilogy, all 376 minutes.
  2. Shaquille O’Neal, at 7’1″.
  3. The distance of Aaron Judge’s home runs.
  4. The time it takes to scrape the ice and snow off your window in the morning.
  5. The Mississippi River, 2,320 mi.
  6. Felix Baumgartner fall from space, at 128,100 feet.
  7. The Cleveland Browns losing streak.
  8. The line at Disneyland’s Space Mountain.
  9. The time between paychecks.
  10. Finding a parking spot at Walmart
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Mitch Hedberg